Air Bud1997

Norm Snively:
Oh, hey. Sorry to disturb you. Name's Norm Snively. I believe you've got my dog.

Jackie Framm:
Huh, what?

Norm Snively:
My dog. You know, Old... Old... Old Blue. Uh, here. There's a picture of him. That's him and me. You see, I'm a clown by profession.

Jackie Framm:
Umm...

Norm Snively:
Maybe you would like to see his papers.

Jackie Framm:
Oh... Uh... [gasps as soon as Josh comes back home]

[dog growls]

Jackie Framm:
Josh.

Josh Framm:
No!

Norm Snively:
Blue, yes. Now you're coming home with Daddy.

Josh Framm:
No! You can't take him!

Jackie Framm:
Josh, honey, honey! Josh, there is nothing that we can do. He's got papers.

Josh Framm:
He's my dog!

[dog whines]

Jackie Framm:
Please, sir, could we pay you?

Norm Snively:
Look, lady, I just want my dog back, okay?

Josh Framm:
He hates you! He hates you!

Jackie Framm:
Baby, it's okay.

Norm Snively:
I'll tell you what, kid. On your next birthday, me and the dog, we'll come out. We'll do a show for you, cheap.

Jackie Framm:
It's okay. It's okay. Baby, it's okay. Josh! Please, just talk to me! Please wait!

Norm Snively:
A beer commercial? No, I don't want my dog to do beer commercials.

Josh Framm:
Psst, Buddy.

Norm Snively:
Look, what do you think I am anyway? I got... I'm... I got... Look, I got ethics.

Josh Framm:
Buddy.

Norm Snively:
Just for curiosity's sake, though, what are we talking about for one of those beer commercials? Would you shut up out there! What's that? We're talking about how much?

Josh Framm:
Hey, Buddy.

Norm Snively:
Oh, that kind of blows ethics right out of the water, doesn't it? I mean, hey, he's just a dog. What does he know? No, April's not good for us. We're booked on a tour. Wait! Is that Oprah woman... Oprah, you know, the Oprah woman... Does she like dogs? I'd love to do Jay Leno. Hey! Get back here with my dog!

Josh Framm:
Buddy, come on. Run!

Norm Snively:
You little darned kid! That's my dog!

Josh Framm:
Go, Buddy!

Norm Snively:
I got you, kid!

Josh Framm:
Go, Buddy, go!

Norm Snively:
Hey! Get out of my way! Hey! You can't run fast enough! I needed that! Hey! I'm gonna get you, you little...