Airplane II: The Sequel1982
Genre: Comedy, Sci-Fi
Rating: PG
Runtime: 85 minutes
[Flashback at Ted Striker's trial, where a black man is on the docket and makes the witness oath]
Clerk:
Do you swear on the Constitution of the United States to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
Witness:
Ain't no thing. [jive talk for "I do". slaps the clerk's book and the clerk uses his book to slap the witness's hand as if "giving fives" to each other]
Defense Attorney:
[approaches the witness as he sits down in the witness stand] Would you describe in your own words, what happened that night?
Witness:
Yo! Check it, bleed. Bro... was on! Didn't trip. But the folks was freakin', man. Hey, and the pilots were laid to the bone, Home. So Blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runaway like a mother. Sh*t. ["Mr. Striker performed exceptionally. The passengers were very concerned. The pilots were incapacitated. So Mr. Striker took control and landed that plane safely. Golly!"]
[the stenographer wears sunglasses and sways back and forth as he types]
Submitted by wikidude on May 08, 2024
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