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[Corinne is cleaning the decorations from the party the previous night, Sonny staggers out of bed]

Sonny:
Hey, where's Kevin?

Corinne:
Oh, he already left. I guess he forgot to say goodbye.

Sonny:
And what are you doing here?

Corinne:
I'm cleaning because you're useless.

Sonny:
Is that why you're gonna go to your Hooters reunion? Sit with the other girls and talk about whose ass hangs out of their shorts the most?

Corinne:
At least I can still fit my ass into my shorts, fatty.

Sonny:
[Pulls a container of Chinese leftovers out of the fridge] Speaking of fatty, whose is this?

Corinne:
I don't know.

Sonny:
I'm eating it, then.