Brother Bear2003

Tuke:
What are they getting worked up about?

Rutt:
Gee, I don't know. Maybe the goose pooped on 'em, eh?

[Both Moose laughs]

Tuke:
[panicking] Oh, gee. I think they're looking over here. Let's beat it. This way. [runs to his left]

Rutt:
[panicking] No, no, no, this way. [runs to his right]

[Then both banged and got each other's antlers stuck]

Tuke:
Oh, thank you very much.

Rutt:
J-Just stay still and--

Kenai:
[runs toward them] Hey, you two!

[Both Moose gasps]

Tuke:
Head down. Head down!

[Both get their heads down for cover under the tree log]

Rutt:
[whispers] Oh, gee! I think they seen us! Now what?

Tuke:
[whispers] Act like we're not here.

Rutt:
Oh. Ah, we're not here!

Tuke:
Shh! [whispers] What are you doing, eh?!

Rutt:
[whispers] Will you said to--

Tuke:
[whispers] Don't say anything.

Rutt:
[still whispers] Okay!

Tuke:
[still whispers] I said, "Don't say anything"!

Kenai:
Um, excuse me.

[The startled Mooses fell back screaming]

Tuke:
Please don't eat us!

Rutt:
You wouldn't like us, eh. We're really gamey.

Tuke:
Ya... eat hoof-for-brains over there.

Rutt:
Oh nice, eh. Pine-cone breath!

Tuke:
Crusty tail!

Rutt:
Twig legs!

Tuke:
Big nose! [Rutt gasps] ... sorry.

Rutt:
You went too far that time.

Tuke:
Okay, I'm sorry.

Kenai:
Guys.

Tuke:
Besides, yours is bigger than mine.

Kenai:
[move the antlers off the side] I'm not eating anybody.

Tuke:
[calmly] Oh, whew! [laughs] That's mighty decent of you, eh.

Rutt:
Yeah. Hey, my name's Rutt. This my brother, Tuke.

Tuke:
How's it going, bear?

Kenai:
[scoffs] Don't call me that.

Tuke:
Oh, sorry, [stammers] Mr. Bear?

Kenai:
No! I mean, I'm not a bear. I hate bears.

Rutt:
Well, gee, eh, you're one big beaver. [laughs]

Tuke:
No kidding?

Kenai:
[about the spirits] Do either of you know where the lights touch the earth?

Rutt:
Yee...ahh... No. Uh, no. Sorry, bear, or beaver.

Kenai:
I'm not a beaver. I'm a bear. No, I mean, I'm not a bear. I'm a man!

[Tuke spits out, laughs surprised]

Rutt:
Excuse me?

Kenai:
I was transformed into a bear, magically. I was lifted into the sky by my brother.

Tuke:
Uh-huh. [turns to Rutt, fake cough] You're crazy!

Rutt:
Gesundheit.

Tuke:
[fake cough] No, a fruitcake!

Rutt:
Are you, okay?

Tuke:
[fake cough] No, that bear over there! He's crazy!

Kenai:
[angrily] I am NOT crazy!

Tuke:
Well, who ever said you were? We understand.

Kenai:
You do?

Tuke:
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well-- Well, you see, we're not moose, either.

Rutt:
We're-- We're not?

Tuke:
No. Heh. We're like, uh... We're like squirrels. Yeah.

Rutt:
Oh. Oh, yeah! Beauty, eh? Well, yeah, well, he... he's actually the squirrel. I'm-- I'm more of a pure-bred wolverine. Look at these cuspids. Rrrr!

Tuke:
Give him a little room.

Kenai:
[groans] Why am I even talking to a couple of dumb moose?

Tuke:
No, we're squirrels, eh?

Rutt:
Wolverine.

Kenai:
I'll find it myself.

Rutt:
Oh, I wouldn't go that way.

Tuke:
Why not, eh?

Rutt:
Uh, well, there was a reason.

Tuke:
Well you brought it up.

Rutt:
I'm trying to, but you're talking--

[Kenai shouts is caught in a snare, grunting and the moose watch him bounce around with the rope of the tree]

Tuke:
So, you think of it yet? [leaves]

Rutt:
Well, uh, no, but it's driving me nuts, too, eh? [leaves]