Dr. Dolittle1998

John:
It's not really something you should be ashamed of. It happens to most men occasionally. You're probably under a lot of pressure.

Female Pigeon:
He's not under pressure. He's not attracted to me because I'm just a pigeon! He's a self-hating pigeon!

Male Pigeon:
Oh, th-that is not true.

Female Pigeon:
Ask him what he does all day. Go ahead, ask him.

John:
What do--?

Male Pigeon:
I sit in a tree by myself.

Female Pigeon:
It's because he's too good to eat with the rest of us when the old people feed us in the park.

John:
Can I say something?

Female Pigeon:
And the way he stares at a robin's breast? It's enough to make you sick!

Male Pigeon:
They're orange! I happen to be attracted to orange breasts, they're orange--

Female Pigeon:
You're not a robin! You're not a dove or a hawk! You're a pigeon, and I'm a pigeon...

Male Pigeon:
[over her] I'm sorry, she sits on that nest all day long, and she just gets a little crazy...

Female Pigeon:
[over him] ...and I've been sitting on a nest with three eggs, and they're gonna be pigeons too! [flies away]

Male Pigeon:
But may I ask you something? If I turn this way, don't I look a little like a blue jay?