Dolittle2020

Don Carpenterino:
[some soldier ants carry sugar cubes] The opening bid will suffice. You have my attention.

James:
Don Carpenterino, I'm here on behalf of these humans. They will pay you handsomely for your family's lock-picking skills.

Don Carpenterino:
You come to me for this, on the day of my daughter's wedding?

James:
Wait a minute, which daughter? It's not... Sheila? My Sheila?! She getting MARRIED?!

Ant #1:
To a scorpion named Dylan!

Ant #2:
Sorry, Boy Scout. I guess Sheila's into bad boys now. [the ants laugh]

James:
[gasps] We were gonna spend the rest of our lifespans together. [cries]

Don Carpenterino:
Move on, James. What's your humans' best offer.

Dolittle:
[as he hands out more sugar cubes] 2 more now...and 2 later. Huh?

Don Carpenterino:
Okay, you have yourself a deal. [turns to James] See you around, Boy Scout.

James:
Guys, I'm no Boy Scout. Also, what's a scorpion got that I don't got, besides a massive stinger?

Ant #3:
Get over her, James. You dated for 2 weeks. [the lock opens, sending the ants flying]