Dr. Dolittle 22001

[John grabs two rats who popped out of Charisse's birthday cake.]

Rat 1:
Hey, watch the fur! Watch the fur, buddy! We're trying to do something nice for your daughter.

Rat 2:
A couple of cute little kitties pop out, you go, "Oh, how cute!"

Dolittle:
[Hanging them over the edge of a window] But you're not. You are not a couple of cute little kitties.

Rat 1:
Yes we are.

Dolittle:
You are two disgusting rats...

Rat 1:
No we're not.

Dolittle:
...that just ruined the birthday cake.

Rat 1:
Oh, so you wanna get personal now. Well, do you know what "rats" spelled backwards is, mister? It's "star!"

Rat 2:
That's right! I'm the star, buddy!

Dolittle:
Oh really, is that right? Well, do you know what "ha" spelled backwards is?

Rat 1:
Uh, no, I don't have any--

[John drops them, screaming as they fall.]

Dolittle:
Exactly!

[The two rats land safely in a garbage dump.]