EuroTrip2004

[Cooper spying on 3 topless girls in a hot tub with two getting up to leave]

Girl 1:
I hope we're just as popular in college as we were in high school.

Girl 2:
We will be.

Girl 1:
I know.

Girl 2:
Who needs more Chablis?

Girl 1:
Candy, wanna come with?

Candy:
No, I'll stay here.

Cooper:
Well, there's your R-rating right there. [He jumps into hot-tub] Whoops! Holy cow! Oh, this isn't where I parked my car!

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Donny:
I can't believe He's so trusting. While I'm right behind you thrusting.

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Candy:
Cooper Harris, you're a pig!

Cooper:
Uh... Candy, you should clean that off before you go.

Candy:
Clean what off?

Cooper:
You got a little something on you.

Candy:
Where?

Cooper:
Right there. It's like a smudge, or something.

Candy:
Where?

Cooper:
It's like dirt, or something. Just go like this.

Candy:
Is it off?

Cooper:
No, keep rubbing it.

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Donny:
I did it with her on his birthday.

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Cooper:
Mmm-hmm... mmm-hmm... No, it's just not coming off.

Candy:
What is it?

Cooper:
Maybe tree sap or something. Try pinching it. No, it's just not coming off. I'll tell you what. Lick your fingers, get some saliva going.

Candy:
Like this?

Cooper:
Yeah. Again, not enough saliva.

Candy:
Is it off yet?

Cooper:
Fine, I'll do it. Come here.

[Two girls come back with 3 football jocks]

Girl 1:
Oh, my God! Candy! Cooper!

Cooper:
Hey... This isn't where I parked my car. Hey. This band rocks! Yeah!