EuroTrip2004

[They're riding the train and Cooper starts singing through closed lips; "Scotty Doesn't Know" with Scott's glare]

Cooper:
What? You gotta admit, it's a really catchy tune.

[They all join in singing with projection]

...

[Italian man enters train compartment and sits between Jamie and Cooper squeezed in]

Scott:
You know, there are a lot of other empty compartments.

Italian man:
Huh? Ah! Si, si. Pardon me. [Train goes through tunnel and emerges with the man got his hand on Jamie's knee who looks down at his hand who points to it with an open hand] Eh? Ohhh... Scusi. Mi scusi. Hi. [Jamie and Cooper rush to other seat side but Jamie is pushed away, man pats Jamie's seat spot] Buongiorno. [Train goes through tunnel and emerges with man massaging Jamie's shoulders]

Jamie:
What the hell are you doing?!

Italian man:
Mi scusi, mi scusi.

Jamie:
No! No, no, no!

Scott:
Uh-oh.

Jamie:
What?!

Scott:
Big tunnel!

Jamie:
Who's touching me?! Scotty, is that you?! Who's touching me?! Scotty! Oh!

[Tunnel emerges with all of them on other compartment side with man on their side with his pants off and smoking a cigarette]

Italian man:
Mi Scusi. Buongiorno. [Man is thrown out of compartment and his pants thrown out after who picks it up and walks away]