Furry Vengeance2010

Dan:
Morning, honey.

Tammy:
Morning, sweetie.

Dan:
So, what's new in the world?

Tammy:
Well, crime rate's going up in Chicago.

Dan:
See? That's another thing to be grateful for. No crime here. Nothing but peace and quiet. That is temporary.

Tammy:
Mm-hmm. Oh, Dan, wild turkeys. Wild turkeys. Dan, stop. Hey. You can't eat that in front of them. Put it down. It could be their mom.

Dan:
How do they know it's turkey bacon and not bacon-bacon?

Tammy:
[mimics turkey] They have a sixth sense. Put it down. Hey, honey. How'd you sleep?

Tyler:
Not good. I had this awful nightmare that my insensitive parents uprooted me from my wonderful home and dumped me in the middle of nowhere.

Tammy:
He just misses his friends.

Dan:
How can he miss his friends? He spent the whole summer cooped up in his room talking to them online with his computer.

Tammy:
He knows the deal, all right? We're here for a year, and then we go back to Chicago. Maybe you should talk to him.

Dan:
[scoffs] What for? That'll just irritate him more.

Tammy:
Dan, you're his dad. Try.