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Lucas:
SCAB just tagged us on Instagram.

Thor:
First Sippy Cup, and now this? I'm two weeks in the sixth grade, I'm already a social piranha.

Max:
Guys, my dad gets back at 5:00. If we don't get a new drone by then, I'm grounded. Which means we're all grounded, which means no party, which means no Brixlee.

Thor:
Sippy Cup for life.

Lucas:
No Brixlee, no friends, no hope, parents fighting, trapped in our rooms, all alone, two Taco Tuesdays.

Thor:
So, Max, what are we gonna do?

Max:
We're gonna ditch school and get a new drone.

Lucas:
Stop thinking with your big old dick, Max. That could go on our permanent record.

Thor:
Max's big old dick is pointing us in the right direction.

Max:
Thank you. If anyone else kisses Brixlee, I'll die.

Thor:
Wait, what? Here's the plan. I'm gonna bring a beer to Soren's, and I'm gonna sip that beer so everyone will know…

Lucas:
That you're an alcoholic.

Thor:
That would be great.

Max:
Guys. The only place around here that has one is at North Point Galleria. That's four miles away.

Thor:
Four miles? How the f*** are we getting four miles?

Max:
You have Uber.

Thor:
No, it goes directly to my mom's phone. She'll know.

Max:
Then we bike.

Lucas:
Where are you even gonna get the money for a new drone? [confused] What?

Max:
You know.

Lucas:
Our Turzan of Uzkara card? No way! [leaves the bathroom stall]

Max:
You said everyone wants to buy it.

Lucas:
We got it together.

Thor:
And we're gonna sell it together as friends.

Max:
Come on, Lucas. Bean Bag Boys do everything together.

Lucas:
[makes up his mind] Okay. Guess that makes sense.