Heavyweights1995

Roy:
Headed to fat camp?

Gerry:
No...why do you say that?

Roy:
'Cause you’re fat. [points to man seated beside Gerry] That your dad?

Gerry:
No...w-why do you say that?

Roy:
'Cause he's fat too!

Gerry:
Well, so are you.

Roy:
I know, that's why I'm going to fat camp. I'm Roy.

Gerry:
I'm Gerry. Yeah, I guess I am going.

Roy:
I knew it! And that's your dad too, right?

Gerry:
Hell no!

Roy:
Well you're gonna love camp, man. Camp is awesome. Plus, nobody picks on you because YOU’RE not the fat kid, EVERYBODY'S the fat kid. Just stick with me, Gerry, because I'm the man!