Hercules1997

[Hades arrives home in Underworld]

Hades:
PAIN!

Pain:
[running down stairs] Coming, your most lugubriousness! [trips and bounces down the stairs, hits on spike claw, screams]

Hades:
PANIC!

Panic:
[runs down stairs panicked] Oh! I'm sorry. I can handle it!

[Pain pulls himself off the spike claw, Panic trip flies into the air and lands his ears on Pain, causing him to scream in pain. Hades rolls his eyes]

Pain:
Pain! Oh.

Panic:
And Panic! Gah!

Pain and Panic:
Reporting for duty!

Hades:
Fine, fine, fine. Just let me know the instant the Fates arrive.

[Pain pulls Panic off him]

Panic:
Oh. They're here.

Pain:
Mmm-hmm.

Hades:
[goes up in flames] WHAT?! The fates are here, and you didn't TELL ME?!?!?!

Pain and Panic:
[both yell and turn into worms] We are worms! Worthless worms! [both start sobbing]

Hades:
[calms down, walks away] Memo to me, memo to me. Maim you after my meeting.