Hercules1997

[As the Thebans are walking away from Hercules]

Phil:
[frustrated] Don't you pea brains get it?! This kid is the genuine article!

Burnt Man:
Hey, isn't that goat man who trained Achilles?

Phil:
[his face turns red; angry] Watch it, pal.

Tall Thebian:
Yeah, you're right. Hey, uh, nice job on those heels! Ya missed a spot!

Phil:
You...I got your heel RIGHT HERE! [tackles Tall Thebian and starts punching him] I'll wipe that STUPID GRIN OFF YOUR FACE! YOU LARBUTT! [bites Tall Thebian's butt]

Hercules:
[runs to pull Phil away] Hey, Phil! Phil! Phil! Take it easy, Phil! [Phil rips a small cloth in his mouth] Phil.

Tall Thebian:
What are you crazy?! Sheesh.

Lumpy Woman:
Young man, we need a professional hero. Not an amateur.

[Phil spits out a ripped cloth, the Thebans walk away]

Hercules:
No, wait! Stop! [sighs and sits down] How am I supposed to prove myself a hero if nobody will give me a chance?

Phil:
You'll get your chance; you just need some kind of catastrophe or disaster.

Meg:
[suddenly enters from the crowd with a urgent warning] Please! Help! Please! There's been a terrible accident!

Hercules:
Meg?

Phil:
Speaking of disasters.

Meg:
Wonderboy! Hercules! Thank goodness!

Hercules:
Wha-What's wrong?

Meg:
Outside of town, two little boys, they were playing in the gorge. There was that rock slide, a terrible rock slide. They're trapped!

Hercules:
Kids? Trapped? [to Phil] Phil, this is great!

Meg:
You are really choked up about this, aren't ya?

Hercules:
[drags Meg onto Pegasus] Come on!

Meg:
No, I...You don't under...I have this terrible fear of [Pegasus takes off in the air] HEEEEEEEIIIIGHTS!

Phil:
[gets tired from running] I'm right behind ya, kid! Whoo! I'm way behind ya, kid. [starts to run tiredly] I got a fur wedgie.