Home Alone1990

Harry:
Hiya, pal. We outsmarted you this time. Get over here!

Marv:
What are we gonna do him, Harry?!

Harry:
We'll do exactly what we did to us. I'm gonna burn his head with his blowtorch.

Marv:
Then we can smash his face with an iron!

Harry:
I'd like to slap him right in the face with a paint can, maybe!

Marv:
Or shove a nail through his foot!

Harry:
The first thing I'm gonna do is bite off every one of those little fingers, one at a time. [Marv laughs but gets whacked by a shovel and Harry gets whacked by a shovel]

Old Man Marley:
Come on, let's get you home. [sirens wailing outside]

Kevin:
Wow, this is great.

Officer 1:
Nice move. Always leavin' the water running. Now we know each and every house that you guys have hit.

Officer 2:
Yeah, you know, we've been looking for you two guys for a long time.

Marv:
Yeah, well, remember, we're the Wet Bandits. Wet Bandits. That's W-E-T--

Harry:
Shut up! Shut up! Get in the car! Hands off the head, pal!

Officer 1:
Come on!

[Kevin waves goodbye and smirks as the police car drives way with Marv and Harry in it]