Hotel Transylvania 22015

Drac:
Okay, Wayne. It's your turn. Go kill something. Denisovich, watch this.

Wayne:
What?

Drac:
[gets in Wayne's face] I told you, come on. If we don't inspire Denisovich, how's he going to find his inner monster?

Dennis:
Who's in a monster?

Drac:
Nobody, just… Here, have an avocado.

Dennis:
Yay!

Drac:
Your mommy says it's a good fat. Whatever the heaven that means.

Wayne:
Listen, I'm not gonna set monsters back again just to make your grandkid like vampires. Anyway, there's nothing to kill here. It's all been…

[A deer appears out of sight]

Frank:
Aw… What a cutie. [Drac stares sternly at him] But kill him.

Wayne:
Oh, great. You know I haven't done this in years. We don't need to kill anymore. We have Pop-Tarts.

Drac:
Denisovich, you're going to love this. Wayne's going to eat that whole deer, and the next one's yours. Wayne, go.

Wayne:
[sulks and walks over to the deer] Oh, man. I'm too old for this.