Kung Fu Panda

Kung Fu Panda2008

Director: John Stevenson, Mark Osborne
Stars: Jack Black, Ian McShane, Angelina Jolie, Dustin Hoffman, Jackie Chan
Genre: Action, Adventure, Animation
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 92 minutes

Kung Fu Panda is a 2008 animated film about an obese and clumsy panda who finds himself designated the prophesied Dragon Warrior, much to the disbelief of his would be peers. more »



[Film starts in a 2D-style animation]

Po as a narrator of his dream:
Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. He travelled the land in search of worthy foes.

Bull criminal:
I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew… ON MY FIST! [slams his fist on the table]

Po as a narrator of his dream:
The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full. Then he swallowed, and then he spoke.

Po:
Enough talk, let's fight! SHA-BAA-BOOOEEEE!

Po as a narrator of his dream:
He was so deadly, in fact, his enemies would go blind from over exposure to pure awesomeness!

Leopard criminal:
MY EYES!

Crocodile criminal:
HE'S TOO AWESOME!

Female bunny:
And attractive.

Male bunny:
How can we repay you?

Po:
There's no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.

Female bunny:
[Giggles]

Po:
KABLOOEY!

Po as a narrator of his dream:
It mattered not how many foes he faced. They were no match for his bodacity.

Po:
KIAI.

Po as a narrator of his dream:
NEVER BEFORE had a panda been so feared, and so loved. Even the most heroic heroes in all of China, THE FURIOUS FIVE. Bowed in respect to this great master.

Monkey:
We should hang out.

Po:
Agreed.

Po as a narrator of his dream:
But hanging out would have to wait. Because when you're facing the 10,000 demons of Demon Mountain, there's only one thing that matters and that's...

[Po's dream is interrupted by Mr. Ping]

Mr. Ping:
Po.

Mr. Ping as Monkey:
Get up.

Mr. Ping as Tigress:
You'll be late for work.

Po:
Huh? [falls out of his dream, lands on the floor in his room and wakes up in 3D-style animation]

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