Kung Fu Panda

Kung Fu Panda2008

Director: John Stevenson, Mark Osborne
Stars: Jack Black, Ian McShane, Angelina Jolie, Dustin Hoffman, Jackie Chan
Genre: Action, Adventure, Animation
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 92 minutes

Kung Fu Panda is a 2008 animated film about an obese and clumsy panda who finds himself designated the prophesied Dragon Warrior, much to the disbelief of his would be peers. more »



Po:
I know Master Shifu's trying to inspire me and all, but if I didn't know any better, I'd say he was trying to get rid of me. [chuckles awkwardly]

Mantis:
I know he can seem kind of heartless… [jabs another acupuncture needle in Po] but he wasn't always like that.

Viper:
According to legend, there was once a time when Master Shifu actually used to smile.

[Tigress walks down the bunkhouse hall and stops outside of Po's room when she overhears Po, Viper, and Mantis talking]

Po:
No.

Mantis:
Yes.

Viper:
But that was before.

Po:
Before what?

Tigress:
[enters] Before Tai Lung.

Crane:
Uh, yeah, we're not really supposed to talk about him.

Tigress:
Well, if he's going to stay here, he should know.

Po:
Guys, guys, I know about Tai Lung. He was a student. The first ever to master the thousand scrolls of kung fu. [nervously as Tigress stares piercingly at him] And then he turned bad, and now he's in jail.

Tigress:
He wasn't just a student. [flashback begins to a younger Shifu stepping out of the training hall courtyard and finds baby Tai Lung, wrapped in cloth; voiceover] Shifu found him as a cub… and he raised him as his son. And when the boy showed talent in kung fu… Shifu trained him. He believed in him. He told him he was destined for greatness. It was never enough for Tai Lung. He wanted the Dragon Scroll. But Oogway saw darkness in his heart and refused. [Tai Lung then rampages the valley, causing an outrageous swath of destruction in fury] Outraged, Tai Lung laid waist to the valley. [Tai Lung crashes through the doors and into the Hall of Warriors as he returns to the Jade Palace] He tried to take the scroll by force. And Shifu had to destroy what he had created. [Shifu leaps at Tai Lung to give him a kick but only visions him as a baby at the last second] But how could he? [Tai Lung strikes Shifu and he crashes to the ground with a broken leg, then leaps for the Dragon Scroll, but Oogway intercepts and strikes his pressure points, making him fall to the ground in a heap; Shifu stares in sadness and disbelief, then crawls over to Tai Lung but is unable to touch him] Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before. Or since. [back to the present; everyone is quiet] And now, he has a chance to make things right, to train the true Dragon Warrior. And he's stuck with you. A big, fat panda who treats it like a joke. [Po makes a weird sound and a weird face; angrily] Oh, that is it! [raises her paw, intending to strike Po]

Mantis:
[quickly appears from behind Po's back and lands on his nose] Wait! My fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve! [Po falls over and reveals a lot of acupuncture needles in his back and one on his neck] And may have also stopped his heart. [taps Po twice with no response]

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