Megamind2010

[Hal, after taking Roxanne on a flight around town against her will and almost dropping her into heavy traffic, places her on the top of a skyscraper]

Roxanne:
Are you crazy?!

Hal:
I suppose I'm a little crazy... about you!

Roxanne:
Who are you, really?

Hal:
Oh, right! Well, prepared to have your mind blown, little lady... [takes off his mask] Ta-da!

Roxanne:
Hal?!

Hal:
Yeah! Isn't this great? Now there's nothing keeping us apart!

Roxanne:
No, it's not great.

Hal:
Wow! Our first fight. This so us! We're Like an Old Married Couple.

Roxanne:
Look, there is no "us", okay? There will never be an "us".

Hal:
But... I have powers. I have a cape, I'm the good guy!

Roxanne:
You are a good guy Hal, but you don't understand. We need to find out why...

Hal:
No... This isn't right!

Roxanne:
Hal, just take a deep breath and listen to me for a moment!

Hal:
You're supposed to be with ME!

Roxanne:
I'm trying to warn you, Hal!

Hal:
It's Tighten! It's Tighten, not Hal! [flies off, shattering dozens of windows in the process]