Nutty Professor 22000

[Sherman is serenading Denise with the assistance of a Mariachi band]

Sherman:
Denise will you...

Buddy:
Hey Sherman. You hear me Sherman?

Sherman:
...Denise will ya...will ya...let me come up there and put my beef in your taco?

Mexican band:
"...Put the beef in your taco!

Denise:
What?

Sherman:
[Buddy cackles, Sherman's conscious comes back] Oh, no! No, no, no! (Chuckles) That's not what I meant to say, Denise! That was just a little joke! I just wanted to see if you wanted to go out and get some Mexican food. That's why I said that.

Denise:
...Well I am kind of hungry, but I'm not...

Sherman:
Yeah, you are huh? Yeah, I bet you could stand for a big ole whopper right now, huh?

Mexican band:
"...A big ole whopper right now!

Neighbor:
You're sick!

Sherman:
Yeah, I got to tell you, I'm a Jumbo Jack man myself, if you know what I mean. Yeah and I'm loaded with secret sauce! Yeah, come on!

[Sherman does a perverted dance in front of a shocked Denise, and falls to the ground, sexually humping it.]

Neighbor:
You're gonna ruin my lawn, you pervert!