Osmosis Jones

     

Osmosis Jones2001

Director: Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
Stars: Laurence Fishburne, Chris Rock, David Hyde Pierce, Brandy Norwood, William Shatner
Genre: Action, Adventure, Animation
Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 95 minutes

After the stiff attempts at realism in many recent features, it's a treat to see broad cartoon-style animation on the big screen in Osmosis Jones, a spoof of cop movies set inside the human body. The title character (voice by Chris Rock) is a street… more »


Chief:
JONES! IN MY OFFICE!

[Ozzy enters his boss' office]

Osmosis:
Chiefy-weefy, what's up?

Chief:
Don't "chiefy-weefy" me! Have you seen the headlines? The paper's are calling it the most powerful cramp since Shane made us try that tae-bo workout!

Osmosis:
Hold on a second...

Chief:
[leaning closer to Jones] I told you to stay put. I told you to wait for backup! But once again, you had to do it your own way!

Osmosis:
Man, I was right there! I couldn't done it...

Chief:
Right! 78 trillion cells in the body all working together... you're the only one who thinks he can do it alone! You ever think that might be your problem, Jones?

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