Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief2010

Grover:
Perce, check this out, man. You're on TV.

Male TV Reporter:
...surrounding the missing boy, Percy Jackson, and his mother, Sally Ugliano. But their relatives have some interesting theories.

Female TV Reporter:
So, Mr. Ugliano, talk to me about your son, Percy Jackson.

Gabe:
No, he's not my son. He's a stepson. He did not come from these loins. Ever since he started with the drugs and the alcohol, he's never been the same.

Percy:
Oh, no.

Gabe:
Five nights ago, he tried to kill me and he threw his mother on the ground. And his cripple friend then attacked me from behind and knocked me out. When I woke up, Sally was gone. She was kidnapped by Percy. She would never leave with that...

Percy:
Shut up, Gabe. Great. Now I'm a fugitive.

Grover:
See? That's what I'm talking about, man. Gabe's always running his mouth. He's just mad because I busted him up with my crutches. [holding up Medusa's head] Guys, I can't pee with her watching me!

[passing the room, the maid sees the head, screams, and runs off]

Grover:
Sorry, guys. I messed up. I should have closed the curtains.

Annabeth:
Come on, guys. Let's hit the road before Homeland Security shows up.