Pinocchio2022

Pinocchio:
I still say it's not right to yell right as somebody's about to make a shot.

Lampwick:
Get over it. Everybody's knows psyching out your opponent is a great strategy. You gotta do what you gotta do to win.

Pinocchio:
You're wrong, Lampy. I still call what you did cheating.

Lampwick:
Come on. To hear you talk, you'd think something terrible was gonna happen to us. [suddenly sprouts some donkey ears; Pinocchio gasps and pushes his root beer away] Conscience, right. [sprouts a donkey tail] What a crock.

Pinocchio:
Uh, Lampy, you might want to check your…

Lampwick:
What do I look like to you? [turns and faces him, now with a donkey head] A jackass? [brays]

Pinocchio:
[gasps; laughs] You sure are… [brays as he covers his mouth]

Lampwick:
Hey, you sound just like a donkey… [brays] Did that come out of me?

Pinocchio:
[horrified] Uh-huh.

Lampwick:
[looks at his reflection in the mirror, seeing he's half-human and half-donkey, breathes heavily, then whimpers, finally realizing, and screams in horror; brays] Help! Somebody help me! I've been double-crossed! I've been played! [rushes over to Pinocchio and grabs him; desperately] Help me, please! Anybody! Anybody, please! Just call anybody! Help me, please! [let goes of him as his hands start turning into hooves] MAMA! MAMA!

[Pinocchio backs up against the wall and watches in horror as Lampwick is fully turned into a donkey from his shadow]