Puss in Boots: The Last Wish2022

[At the doctor's office, after getting examined by the local doctor.]

Doctor:
Puss in Boots... how do I say this? You died. [blows out a candle]

Puss:
[devastated] Doctor... Please... [jovial] Relax! I am Puss in Boots! I laugh at death! [laughs] You see? And anyway, I am a cat. I have nine lives.

Doctor:
And how many times have you died already?

Puss:
Uh... I don't know. I never counted. I am not really a math guy, you know.

Doctor:
Gato.

Puss:
Take it easy, Doctor. Let's see, uh... There was the running of the bulls in Pamplona.

[Scene flashes how Puss lost his lives, starting in Pamplona where he is participating in the Running of the Bulls, only to stop to talk to a woman in the crowd.]

Puss:
Hola, señorita. Do you like gazpacho? [gets hit by a bull]

[Scene cuts to a "death" card with an illustration of Puss's hat with the number "1", indicating Puss had just lost his first life.]

[Next scene flashes to Puss's second life, in which he is playing poker and had cheated to win.]

Puss:
[laughing] I guess it's not your night, huh, fellas? [The scene zooms out to reveal that the other players are dogs who realised that Puss cheated and they attacked him]

[Scene then cuts to a second "death" card with an illustration of Puss's "winning" cards with bites marks and the number "2", indicating Puss had lost his second life, accompanied by the sounds of thumping and Puss yowling]

[Next scene flashes to Puss's third life, in which he is participating in the Oktoberfest celebration.]

Puss:
[slurring] I am telling you; a cat always lands on their feet. Watch. [scene zooms out to reveal that Puss is on the roof of a tall tower which he steps off]

[Scene then cuts to a third "death" card with an illustration of Puss's broken glass and the number "3", indicating Puss had lost his third life].

[Next scene flashes to Puss's fourth life, in which he is at the gym.]

Puss:
No. Puss in Boots doesn't need a spotter. Watch. [Puss attempts to lift a set of bench weights, only for the weights to fall onto him, crushing him.]

[Scene then cuts to a fourth "death" card with an illustration of Puss's boots sticking out from under the weights and the number "4", indicating Puss had lost his fourth life.]

[Next scene flashes to Puss's fifth life, in which he is in a cannon on a ship.]

Puss:
No need to pull into port, this will revolutionize travel. Watch. [cannon explodes with Puss inside]

[Scene cuts to a fifth "death" card with an illustration of Puss's smoldering hat, coming out of the cannon with the number "5", indicating Puss had lost his fifth life.]

'Next scene flashes to Puss's sixth life, in which he is at a restaurant, having a meal.]

Puss:
Uh, excuse me. Does this have shellfish in it? [Puss's face is shown to have swollen up, revealing having an allergic reaction to shellfish in which his meal has.]

Waitress:
Yes, sir.

Puss:
Meh. [goes back to eating to his meal]

[Scene cuts to the sounds of Puss groaning from anaphylaxis accompanied with a sixth "death" card with an illustration of Puss's meal and the number "6", indicating Puss had lost his sixth life.]

[Next scene flashes to Puss's seventh life, in which he is at a bakery, attempting to make some gingerbread with Gingy.]

Gingy:
Puss, I think you've set the oven too high.

Puss:
I am the Master of the baking. Watch. [opens the oven door and gets blasted by the flames from the oven, with Gingy jumping clear of the flames]

[Scene cuts to a seventh "death" card with the illustration of the number "7" smoldering, indicating Puss has lost his seventh life.]

Puss:
And then, there was the giant today.

[Scene cuts to an eighth "death" card with an illustration of a giant bell and the number "8", followed by the sound of the bell, indicating Puss has lost his eighth life.]

[Cuts back to the doctor's office.]

Puss:
So what is that. Like, uh, uh, 4?

Doctor:
That makes 8, Puss. You are down to your last life.