The Rugrats Movie1998

[Cut back to the forest. The babiess are pulling the Reptar wagon, with Tommy pushing it and Dil inside]

Tommy Pickles:
[to the babies] Good job, you guys. We're almost there. [to Dil] Good, Dil. Now, play nice. [Dil hits him with his baby bottle]

Phil DeVille:
Not much fun back there, is it?

Tommy Pickles:
Oh, we're doing okay. [to Dil] That's some good hittin' there, Dilly. [Dil hits him again]

Chuckie Finster:
I'm hungry. Right about now my daddy would be making me a fried baloney sandwich. I can almost smell that burning. Ooh, it tastes all crunchy.

Tommy Pickles:
Stop it, Chuckie. You're making me hungry. [Dil hits him again]

[The babies stop at the top of a hill, and gasped in horror]

Chuckie Finster:
Oh, no!

Lil Deville:
We can't see our houses from here, Tommy.

Phil DeVille:
We can't see any houses from here.

[We look at the panoramic forest from the top of the hill]

Chuckie Finster:
We're doomed! Doomed. Doomed, I tell you!

[Pull away, until we see a wolf growling from a distance. Cut to Stu and Didi, at the scene of the mattress truck accident. They're with Lt. Klavin]

Lieutenant Klavin:
[picks up the pacifier] Mrs. Pickles, I know this is hard for you, but can you identify this binky? [holds up the pacifier]

[Stu and Didi react in shock. We cut back to the babies where Chuckie is crying]

Phil DeVille:
This is all Dil's fault! Right, Chuckie?

Chuckie Finster:
Uh...

Tommy Pickles:
Uh, uh! This never would've happened if you hadn't putted him in the wagon in the first place, right, Chuckie?

Chuckie Finster:
Uh...Uh - Uh...

Lil DeVille:
It's not our fault you got a bad, naughty, stinky baby for a brother!

Tommy Pickles:
He's not naughty. He's just a...he's just a...a baby! How could you be mad just because you're... [Dil rips a tab on Tommy's diaper and it drops. He looks down, shocked and embarrassed, but he plays it off to defend his brother. The others stare at Tommy's exposure, with Lil in particular giving a peculiar creepy smile before looking away] ...um...standing there all nakie? I mean, I'm sure he's trying to help. And side's, it's hot, phew, exploring in the woods all day. [picks up his diaper] Ah! A little breeze feels good. Just what I needed. Oh, thank you, Dil.

[Dil hiccups]

Phil DeVille:
Those hiccups are really starting to bug me.

Lil DeVille:
Face it, Tommy. Having a baby brother just isn't what you expected.

Chuckie Finster:
[sees the smoke from the distance] Hey, you guys, look. Somebody's house. Tommy was right.

Tommy Pickles:
[amazed] Wow. My sponsatility does work.

Phil DeVille:
Yeah, but who'd have a house way out there in the forest?

Tommy Pickles:
Maybe a lizard lives there.

Chuckie Finster:
A lizard?

Tommy Pickles:
You know, a big guy with a pointy hat that grants wishes. All's we got to do is knock on the door and say we wanna go home. See? Then everything will be back to Norman.

Phil DeVille:
Thank, Bob!

Lil DeVille:
Thank you, Bob.

Tommy Pickles:
Come on, guys! We're off to see the lizard! [trips on something]

Chuckie Finster:
[helps him up] Oh, Tommy, are you okay?

Tommy Pickles:
I'm fine. I just tripped in a little hole, that's all.

[They see a large animal footprint on the ground]

Chuckie Finster:
[studies the paw print] Gosh, it looks kinda like Spike's feet; only if he was a giant.

Phil DeVille:
I saw feetprints like that in our storybook. A wolf made them, and then he ate that little red riding girl.

Chuckie Finster:
The wolf ate a girl?

Phil DeVille:
They got her out.

Tommy Pickles:
I don't think it's a wolf, Chuckie. If it was, we'd hear him say... [prepares to mimic a wolf sound, but the wolf's howl is heard in the distance. He looks around nervously] Uhh...

Phil DeVille:
That was pretty good.

Tommy Pickles:
I didn't do anything.

[The wolf howls again, and the babies scream. They all get into the Reptar Wagon. Chuckie pushes the wagon before climbing in, and take off]

Tommy Pickles:
Do you see the wolf?!

Chuckie Finster:
I don't know what he looks like!

Phil DeVille:
Teeth! Teeth and fur! And teeth!

[Dil pulls a lever to make the Reptar Wagon move]

Tommy Pickles:
No, Dil! Bad Dil! No!

[We cut to a forest scene where we see a couple of deer eating off the ground, a pair of chipmunks and rabbits kissing each other, a couple of birds on a branch singing and a raccoon scampering about a squirrel while a skunk looks on. This serene scene is disturbed and the animals run in panic when the babies and the Reptar Wagon crashes on through]

Reptar Wagon:
I am Reptar! [roars]

[We then cut to a forest road, where forest rangers Frank and Margaret are driving around in a Jeep. The radio is playing]

Ranger Frank:
Margaret? That's your name, isn't it? [turns off the radio] I'm sure you've run afoul of many a scary pedestrian. But out here, we have what you might call...hmm, how should I put it? Actual danger.

Ranger Margaret:
[gasps] Danger?

Ranger Frank:
Grizzlies that'll rip the top off your car. Bobcats, wolves, wolverines, which are something entirely different.

[Just then, the Reptar Wagon crosses the road in back of them. Margaret turned around and caught a glimpse of it]

Ranger Margaret:
And dragons. Ha!

[Cut to Reptar Wagon]

Chuckie Finster:
Tommy, I sawed some grownups! Stop! Stop!

Tommy Pickles:
I don't know how! [pushes several buttons in vain]

[The Reptar Wagon is barreling toward a cliff at top speed]

Lil DeVille:
Well, I hope you figure it out, 'cause I didn't bring no bathing suit!

[They all scream. Tommy pulls a lever. The wagon swerves to a complete stop at the edge of the cliff. It teeters forward and pebbles roll into the river far below. The wagon levels out, flinging Tommy to the back seat, leaving Dil at the wheel, giggling]

Phil DeVille:
Any further, and I would've needed a fresh diapie.

[Dil plays with the brake. The wheels move and the wagon moves slightly over the cliff's edge]

Tommy Pickles:
Dil, no!

[Too late, Dil releases the lever and the babies slide down the cliff into the river. As water splashes on them, the bottom of the wagon inflates into a raft, keeping the wagon afloat. The tip of its tail doubles as a propeller]

Reptar Wagon:
Aqua Reptar, engaged.

[As the babies coast under a wooden bridge, the park rangers drive over it. Fade to ranger station]

Ranger Margaret:
I'm telling you, I saw a dragon.

Ranger Frank:
Margaret.

Ranger Margaret:
A big green, fire-breathing dragon. I've got to call headquarters. [rushes to the phone]

Ranger Frank:
While you're at it, you might ask for a new assignment, say, a city park. 'Cause, you see, out here in the country, you have to be just a little tougher. [sees the Reptar Wagon in his telescope. The wagon floats with the current in the water. He screams like a little girl and backs away from the telescope] AAAH! AAH! THE DRAGON! I JUST SAW IT! I SAW IT!

Ranger Margaret:
Where?! Where?! [looks through the telescope, but the wagon is nowhere to be seen] Where? Here? Where?