Shrek2001

[after Shrek scares off the guards to save Donkey; he walks back home with Donkey following him]

Donkey:
Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really somethin' back there. Incredible!

Shrek:
[looks back, but sees nothing] Are you talking to... me?

Donkey:
Yes, I was talkin' to you. Can I just tell you that you was really great back there? I mean, those guards. They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that.

Shrek:
Oh, that's great. Really.

Donkey:
Man, it's good to be free.

Shrek:
Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm? [walks away]

Donkey:
But, uh, I don't have any friends, and I'm not goin' out there by myself. [catches up to Shrek] Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're a mean, green, fightin' machine. Together, we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us.

[Shrek roars at Donkey.]

Donkey:
Oh, wow! That was really scary. And if you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks!

[as Shrek continues walking, Donkey shows up again from the log on gap.]

Donkey:
Man, you almost burned the hair out of my nose, just like the time... [Shrek muffles him] And then I ate some rotten berries. Man, I had strong gases eking out of my butt that day.

Shrek:
[to Donkey] WHY are you following me?!

Donkey: I'll tell you why. [sings] Cause I'm all alone. There's no one here beside me. My problems have all gone. There's no one to deride me. But ya gotta have friends...

Shrek:
STOP SINGING! Well, it's no wonder you don't have any friends.

Donkey:
Wow! Only a true friend would be that truly honest.

Shrek:
Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me, what am I?

Donkey:
Uh... [looks Shrek up and down] Really tall?

Shrek:
No! I'm an ogre! Y’know, "Grab your torch and pitchforks!" Doesn't that bother you?

Donkey:
[shakes his head happily] Nope.

Shrek:
[surprised] Really?

Donkey:
Really, really.

Shrek:
Oh.

Donkey:
Man, I like you. What's your name?

Shrek:
Uh... Shrek. [continues walking]

Donkey:
Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you? You got that kind of I-don't-care what-nobody-thinks-of-me thing. I like that. I respect that. You all right.