Superbad

     

Superbad2007

Director: Greg Mottola
Stars: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Bill Hader, Seth Rogen
Genre: Comedy
Rating: R (Restricted)
Runtime: 113 minutes

Superbad is a 2007 comedy film about two co-dependent high school seniors who are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry. more »


Seth:
You know it's been like 2 years since I've seen an actual human female nipple?

Evan:
Shauna? Shauna was 2 years ago now?

Seth:
Yeah.

Evan:
I guess so, but she was insanely hot.

Seth:
Exactly, she was TOO hot, okay? That's what sucks!

Evan:
How can that possibly suck? I'd be psyched if I gotten with her; you got, like 2 dozen handjobs.

Seth:
Yes, and 3/4 of a blowj*b, but who's counting, Evan? Look, it was the peak of my ass-getting career and it happened WAY, way too early.

Evan:
[smirks] You're like Orson Welles.

Seth:
Exactly! If I had paced myself, I'd be having at least steady sex with a decent looking girl. I honestly see now why Orson Welles ate his fat ass to death!

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