Uncle Buck1989

[Buck knocks on the door of a house and there is no answer]

Buck:
Bob. Bob? This isn’t funny! C’mon! Wake up! I’m freezing my ass off out here!

Bob:
[watching from the front window as Buck yells at the house across the street] Oh sh*t…

Buck:
C’mon I’m getting mad Bob. Yo Bobby!!

Bob:
[steps out the front door] Buck?

Buck:
Bob?

Bob:
Buck!

Buck:
Bob?

Bob:
Buck!

Buck:
Bob?

Bob:
Over here!

Buck:
[pauses, realizing he’s shown up to the wrong house] Do you have any idea how many big white houses there are on this street?

[Dogs on the street begin barking at the commotion]

Bob:
Shh!

Buck:
What?

Bob:
Keep it down.

Buck:
What? What do you want me to do with my car?

Neighbour:
[off-screen] For crying out loud!

Bob:
Oh, uh, sorry Mr. Hatfield!

Mr. Hatfield:
It's 2 A.M.!

Buck:
[to Bob as he walks up to the front door] How ya doin'? Hey sorry I'm late.

Bob:
Oh no, thats ok. Thanks for coming.

Buck:
Hey, what happened to the moustache?

Bob:
Oh. I had to shave it off

Buck:
How's Cindy?

Bob:
Not well. Not well.

Buck:
Her dad?

Bob:
Hard to say.

Buck:
All those medical terms huh? What is it, an infarction or something like that?