The World Is Not Enough1999

[at Q's lab, Bond notices a bagpiper playing, who then turns to a ballistics dummy, aiming his bagpipes at the dummy. One of the pipes fires machine gun bullets, another is a flamethrower]

Bond:
I suppose we all have to pay the piper sometime, right, Q?

Q:
Oh, pipe down, 007.

Bond:
Was it something I said?

Q:
No. Something you destroyed: My fishing boat [points to advanced (and heavily damaged) skiff Bond earlier used] for my retirement, away from you. [opens pool table. A platform arises, showing a man working on a BMW coupe. Bond and Q walk toward it] Now, I want to introduce you to the young fellow I'm grooming to follow me.

Man:
[looks at Q and Bond] Oh... [man has lab gown stuck on the car door; he looks around in confusion. Bond opens it.]

Bond:
Helps if you open the door.

Man:
Hmm. And you might be?

Q:
This is 007!

Bond:
If you're Q, does that make him R?

R:
Ah yes, the legendary 007 wit, or at least half of it.