The World Is Not Enough1999

R:
Now, 007, I daresay, I think you've met your match with this machine.

James Bond:
[Putting on some nearby shades, that are really x-ray glasses] Oh, really? New model, improved specs?

R:
I thought you were on the Inactive roster; some kind of injury?

James Bond:
Yes, well, we'll see about that. So...

R:
As I was saying, the very latest in interception countermeasures. Titanium armor, a multi-tasking heads-up display, and six beverage cup holders. All in all, rather stocked.

Q:
"Fully loaded," I believe is the term.

R:
I think–

Q:
You're not here to think, you're here to do what I tell you. Now, go put on the coat and demonstrate for 007.

R:
But of course. Now, watch carefully please, 007. [Puts on the snow jacket] The right arm goes in the right sleeve thus, and the left arm in the left sleeve thus. Now, note closely, please; pockets, poppers, and zipper. Take the lower part of the zipper, and insert it into the–

Q:
[Q and Bond give a look to each other] Oh, pull the tag! [Pulls a tag on the front of the jacket]

R:
Oh! But you said–! [An inflatable self-closing ball inflates out the back of the jacket, then wraps around R. He falls and rolls around blindly, stuck in the ball] Oooh! Q! Ooof!

James Bond:
He seems well-suited for the job. [Q chuckles and goes to a nearby platform] Now, you're not retiring anytime soon. [pause] Are you?

Q:
Now, pay attention 007. I've always tried to teach you two things. First, never let them see you bleed.

Bond:
And the second?

Q:
Always have an escape plan. [presses button and goes down platform]