Zoolander2001
Stars: Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Christine Taylor, Will Ferrell
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 90 minutes
[Maury is talking to his wife on the phone]
Maury:
For Christ’s sake, it’s a casserole, Shiela, it’ll stay!
Mugatu:
[interrupting Maury] Shut up! Enough already, Ballstein. Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie. I invented it! What have you done, Derek? Nothing! YOU'VE DONE NOTHING! NOTHING!! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done then I will. [To the Malaysian Prime Minister] DIE, YOU WAGE HIKING SCUM! [Mugatu throws an “M” shaped throwing star at the Prime Minister of Malaysia]
Derek Zoolander:
One look? One look?! I don't think so! [Rushes in front of the Malaysian Prime Minister, turns away, then turns back, giving a look that glows and causes the audience to gasp]
Hansel:
There it is!
Todd:
MAGNUM!
Larry Zoolander:
[Watching on TV] Holy moley!
Maury:
Yeah, baby! That's what I've been waitin’ for!
Mugatu:
Dear God...it's beautiful! [The "Magnum" look causes Mugatu's throwing star to stop and then drop]
Submitted by wikidude on May 12, 2024
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