Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

[Satan begins the Judgement Day, but does not see the scenery of how the world is suppose to be like]

Satan:
[evil voice] Judgement Day has arrived! May the scourge of your sins reign down up you -- [normal voice] Where are my, uh, the locusts?

Gary Bunda:
[far away] Don't start it yet!

Satan:
This doesn't look apocalyptic.

Claude:
Don't worry. They're coming, It's gonna look good.

Satan:
It's -- It's, like, supposed to be dark skies and volcanoes. Jesus is coming any second. I'm gonna look like a f***ing idiot! Come on!

Gary Bunda:
Okay.

[Gary comes back with his Pestilence armor and with Benji's body parts in a shopping cart]

Satan:
What is this?

Gary Bunda:
It's Benji. I got all the bigger pieces that I could get together after he rotted apart. I guess the penis didn't make the cut.

Satan:
Where's my global pandemic? Are just going to, like, wipe Benji on a bunch of door knobs? Is that what's going on?

Claude:
We kind of assumed you would tell us what to do.

Satan:
This isn't Revelation, Claude. Do I have to micromanage everything?

Gary & Claude:
[stammering]