Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

Archie Shoemaker:
Steven, may the High Heel lie with your Barbara?

Steven:
Sure.

Archie Shoemaker:
You see, Gary? We're all a family. We all share each other's Barbaras.

Gary Bunda:
[weird accent] Oh, okay. If that is the case, then I would rather choose to be with Kevin's Barbara.

Archie Shoemaker:
No. I was planning to lie with Kevin's Barbara. Isn't that right, Kev?

Kevin:
[to her Barbara] He needs his strength, dear.

Archie Shoemaker:
Thank you, Kev.

Archie Shoemaker:
Steven's Barbara is one of the original Barbaras, and she'll be just fine for you.

Gary Bunda:
[weird accent] No offense to the O.G. Barbara, but I'm the High Heel, and I think I should be able to choose my Barbara.

Archie Shoemaker:
No, Gary. You see, I'm the one that dictates the apportionment of the Barbaras. The Barbaras are not first come, first serve. This is not some kind of roadside Barbara buffet.

Gary Bunda:
[weird accent] See, it seems like it is that way for you, and I am the High heel, so I'd like to choose which Barbara I'm with and if not, I would like to see the Barbara rules and see how the trickle-down works.

Archie Shoemaker:
Sure. Sure. Yes, I understand. [purposely checks his pockets] Oops, I've lost them. Alright, so how about this? How about you don't get ANY Barbara, if you'd prefer that?

Gary Bunda:
I guess I'm fine with this Barbara.

Archie Shoemaker:
There she is.

[Gary greet hands with Steven's Barbara]

Gary Bunda:
[weird accent] Is it wrong to say you look just like my Aunt Carol?