Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

[Gary's friends wrote letters of how much they care about him]

Dizzay:
"Dear Gary, I don't even recognize the man you've become. I miss my friend."

[Dizzy turns on the jump starter to shock Gary]

Troy:
"Gary, I'm pissed off that you and your stupid friends have taken over my cube. I miss my cube Troy." Turn it all the way up!

[Dizzy turns on the jump starter to shock Gary again]

Gary Bunda:
I sh*t my pants!

Claude:
"Dear Gary...you're my best friend. Even though I always yelled at you and made fun of you, and I always really, truly looked up to you and, um...just never had to the strength to say." [laughs] I'm kidding. I didn't write anything. I think you're a big pile of sh*t.

Gary Bunda:
[normal voice] You don't respect me.

Claude:
No.

Gary Bunda:
[normal voice] You don't accept my beliefs.

Troy:
That's because your beliefs are stupid. Let me read from your scripture, "The Toley Footble." [reads] "Adam and Barbara were tempted by the evil sock, so Shoesus cast them from The Garden of Feeten."

Gary Bunda:
Yes, I know it is stupid on page, but you should hear him sell it.