Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

[after Johnny accidentally pushes an non-dead patient to the party hole, all the Hell employees decided to just go with it]

Gary Bunda:
Hey, welcome to Heaven.

Hair Plug Guy:
No, I-I'm not dead. That's impossible. I was just getting some hair plugs.

[Ben scans Hair Plug Guy's butt]

Ben:
His ass ain't scanning.

Gary Bunda:
That's because he's not dead, Ben. Just leave -- Just leave for a second.

[Johnny is ready to hit the Hair Plug Guy]

Gary Bunda:
JOHNNY, NO! Johnny.

[Johnny sadly puts his hammer away]

Gary Bunda:
God told me, though, that you hair is actually in the bottom of this cave.

Johnny:
Go in there. They're all waiting on you.

Ben:
[to Gary] What do I put in for the soul code?

Gary Bunda:
Doesn't matter. You can make it up. Nobody checks. [starts to have an idea] Nobody checks.