Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

Gary Bunda:
[southern accent] I'd like to submit this next video as evidence to the court. Footage of Goody at the back of his restaurant. Now, would you walk me through this?

Goody Goody:
I'd spent the day serving food to the homeless.

Gary Bunda:
[southern accent] And something like that's gotta make a man hungry. Mm, just looking at that 'cue like a big, wet, brown butt. Just want to put your face in it.

Gary Bunda:
[southern accent] Now, why don't you just walk over there and just take a hunk off of that beef and put it in your mouth?

Goody Goody:
Because it was 10 minutes after midnight, Friday morning.

Gary Bunda:
[southern accent] So what did you do with the meat?

Goody Goody:
Well, I loaded it up in my truck, and I drove west.

Gary Bunda:
[southern accent] You were tired, you were hungry, and you were distracted by the waves of odor coming off the flesh, just steaming that windshield, weren't you?

Goody Goody:
Yes, sir. The meat looked so good, I guess I just took my eyes off the road.

Gary Bunda:
[imitating tires squealing] Ooh.

Gary Bunda:
[southern accent] Well, why don't -- Why don't you just reach over, and you could have had the barbecue then.

Goody Goody:
No.

Gary Bunda:
[southern accent] I'm sure that Jesus would have forgiven you.

Goody Goody:
No, sir. No sir! I would never do that. I grabbed as much of it as I could hold, and I tried to run west.

Gary Bunda:
[southern accent] And if it pleases the court, I've got two fistfuls of pork from pork circle. Mr. Goody Goody, would you say you ran something like this?

[Gary imitates Goody acting like a running maniac holding two porks up in the air]

Troy:
OBJECTION! No one is questioning his ability to run with meat in his hands!

Gary Bunda:
[southern accent] I've got pork! Oh, I got pork, I got pork!

Satan:
I will allow it. It is highly entertaining.