Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

Troy:
[clears throat] All that barbecue, Mm! That was some good-looking 'cue. All that barbecue.

Gary Bunda:
[southern accent] Objection! Badgering my witness. You got nothing, and you know it, Troy.

Satan:
Overruled. Continue.

Troy:
Typically, a restaurant will have meat and three. Mm. [to Torture Jury #2] Did you have any sides with it?

Gary Bunda:
[southern accent] Objection! This is a fishing exhibition. Collard greens are not on trial here.

Troy:
The video shows you had bean, coleslaw, and a...wait, what the hell is that? Is that a tube sock on the barbecue?

Goody Goody:
Eh, sometimes I like to put tube socks on the meat 'cause it seals in the juices.

Troy:
That looks like a wristwatch.

Gary Bunda:
[southern accent] OBJECTION! Objection, that is meat thermometer. Is that a meat thermometer?

Troy:
Do turkey legs have fingernails?

Big N' Wide:
That's pretty messed up, man.

Satan:
Right?

Troy:
IT'S A PERSON! HE'S A CANNIBAL!