Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

Keith:
On the charge of eating meat on a Friday, we find the defendant...not guilty. But on the charge of eating people on a Thursday, yeah, he's definitely guilty.

Gary Bunda:
Thank you.

Satan:
Look, I don't want to legislate from the bench, but the Bible simply does not mention cannibalism as a sin.

Gary Bunda:
WHAT?

Satan:
But you're finding against the defendant?

Keith:
Yes. We find the defendant guilty.

[all of the torture jury people suddenly got their heads blown off by themselves turning into Satan]

Satan #2:
[clears throat] I'm sorry, I meant to say that we find the defendant not guilty.

Satan #3:
Not guilty.

Satan #4:
Not guilty.

Satan #5:
Not guilty.

Satan #6:
Not guilty.

Satan #2:
My bad.

All Cloned Satans:
Not Guilty. Not guilty. My bad.

Gary Bunda:
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

Satan:
My hands are tied here. I have to find the defendant not guilty.

Gary Bunda:
WHY DID WE EVEN DO THIS?