Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

Satan:
Hey, buddy, we missed you at the meeting. What's going on?

Johnny:
I ain't your buddy. I may work for you, but I'm not rubbing elbows with a guy that caresses Obama's butt cheeks.

Satan:
[chuckles] I don't know what you heard. I've never touched his butt cheeks.

Johnny:
Save your lies for the liberal snowflakes. I know you're evil.

Satan:
Yeah.

Johnny:
But I don't like you and Obama putting soy sauce in the water.

Satan:
I-- I'm not with Obama. It's --

Johnny:
Stan the Man says that soy has got estrogen. That's why the vegetarians like it because they're making themselves into women. But it gets in the water table, make the bees gay, and now we're paying for all these sex change operations for these guys in the military.

Johnny:
I ain't gonna let no bee make me gay. I take the supplements. [shows Satan a protein jar product of Stan's Freedom Whey Insta-Shake]