Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

[Satan gets in the fun with many calls while disguising as Stan]

Satan (as Stan):
[to Caller #1] The Fiberal girly men and soy boys of Washington, DC, want to convert the Jefferson Memorial into a mosque, and they want to paint his statue brown and put breasts on it.

Satan (as Stan):
[to Fake Obama] Is it true you were born in Kenya, and are you a radical Muslim cleric?

Fake Obama:
Yes, on most counts.

Satan (as Stan):
That's what I thought.

Satan (as Stan):
[to Caller #1] They are gonna put Double-D breasts on Thomas Jefferson. Thomas Jeffers-- Tonya Jefferson?

Satan (as Stan):
[to Caller #2] We are calling it "Hoagiegate." Uh, we broke the story here first.

Fake Obama:
You know, I-- I'm lovers with George Soros. We make sweet love.

Satan (as Stan):
[to Caller #2] You go into a Hoagie Hutch and order a "Hillary Special," what you will get is a three-foot party sub stuffed with real human baby meat.

Fake Obama:
Pardon me for a second. I feel like I'm transforming into a werewolf.

Satan (as Stan):
HE IS! RIGHT BEFORE MY VERY EYES!

Fake Obama:
[howling]

Satan (as Stan):
OH, MY GOD! HE'S BITING MY NECK!

Fake Obama:
Now, give me your jugular vein.

Satan (as Stan):
[to Caller #2] A liberal BLT -- Baby, lettuce, and tomato. And it's only white baby meat so they can continue the white genocide --

Gary Bunda:
Hey! Hey! Hey! That's our sponsors!

Satan (as Stan):
Oh, uh, it says Wednesday's the half-price day at Hoagie Hutch, uh, so you might...might want to swing by and, uh, g-get a hoagie. But don't eat baby meat. 'Cause it's -- It's all through their -- Their subs. 'Cause it's -- Listen, I've had it with these people. Hoagie Hutch is a sham. They are -- They're -- They're putting young children -- Young, fat, plump children...

[Claude leaves the station room instantly while Satan keep yapping about the baby meat situation]

Gary Bunda:
[to Satan] You see him walk? You see how he'd just walk off?