Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

Demon Salesman:
Hey, guys, come over here, check out these fidget spinners. Come on. Today's ADHD Millennials have trouble focusing on the torture you're trying to impose on 'em. Let the razor-tipped fidget spinner do all the work.

Demon Salesman:
[holds a fidget spinner] Oh, there she goes now. You ever see a spin like that? Just imagine what that can do, huh?

Gary Bunda:
Oh, man! Can I take it for a test drive?

Demon Salesman:
Absolutely, absolutely. But you got to be careful. They're self-aware, but they're not very smart. There she goes. Look at that.

Fidget Spinner #1:
I'm finally free of the chain!

[the fidget spinner slits the Demon Salesman's throat]

Fidget Spinners:
We're free!

Fidget Spinner #2:
[to Troy] Who's the son of a b*tch who enslaved us?

Fidget Spinner #3:
[to Troy] It's him!

Fidget Spinner #2:
[to Troy] He did it!

Troy:
No, no, no, we're just visiting from out of town, visiting!

Fidget Spinner #2:
Liar! Everyone, attack!

Fidget Spinners:
Attack, attack! Attack!

[Troy and Eddie run from their lives against the fidget spinners]

Gary Bunda:
Don't forget, we have reservations at 7:20 tonight!

Eddie:
SEE YA THEN!

Gary Bunda:
SEE YA SOON!