12 oz. Mouse2005

Rectangular Businessman:
Well, that's nice. What is it? Fake?

Shark:
It's a one-gauge.

Rectangular Businessman:
What's the damage on that?

Shark:
It'll blow your head into vapor while it de-moleculizes your bones. That's how fake it is.

Rectangular Businessman:
Yeah, uh, great. That's, uh...what's that, like, uh, Indian burn kind of thing?

Shark:
My grandfather gave it to me after The Meat Wars. He was in them.

Rectangular Businessman:
Well, then, your grandfather was a grunt and probably made zilch. I pity his family. I've ceased to care.

Shark:
He did what he had to do. There's no shame in that.