Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

[Troy and Gary wakes up from their room after all of the partying at the casino]

Troy:
Hey, it's 11:30. What times does the poker thing start? You got the contract?

Gary Bunda:
What -- What -- What do you mean? I thought you had it.

Troy:
Oh, where the... [sees the contract] Okay, I got it right here.

Gary Bunda:
[sees the same contract the Troy got] I got it right here.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, good, we got two, we're covered then.

Troy:
What do you mean we got two? Why do we have two? [grabs the contract from Gary] Gary, who the hell is Gail Dougan?

Gary Bunda:
Uh...

[knock on door]

Gary Bunda:
Who is it?

Carl Dougan:
It's Carl and Gail Dougan -- From last night!

[Gary flashbacks to what happened to Carl's girlfriend when they meet yesterday]

Gary Bunda:
[drunk] I can make you the best poker player in the world. Yeah. Yeah, I did it for a guy. I did it for a guy.

Gail Dougan:
This would be great! What...what do we do? What do I have to do? I'' do anything.

Gary Bunda:
[drunk] You just sign on the dotted line.

Gail Dougan:
It's that easy.

Gary Bunda:
[drunk] Who else wants to be a poker player?

[Gary's flashback ends]

Troy:
I can't believe you gave them the same deal. Two people can't win the same poker tournament.

Gary Bunda:
Listen, you're making a big deal out of this, okay? We can just tear up the contract.

Carl Dougan:
Uh, hold on here, fellas. Gail already gave you her soul.

Troy:
No, no, no, we're not idiots. We know not to take the soul from a living person, right Gary?

[Gary flashbacks again of how he screwed up from taking a soul from a living person]

Gary Bunda:
Okay, now, here's the thing. According to this, what I'm really gonna need from you is I'm gonna need your soul as a deposit.

Gail Dougan:
That's good enough for me.

Gary Bunda:
Let me just do the incantation and we'll be ready to go.

Gail Dougan:
Okay.

[Gary starts to do the incantation on Gail]

Gail Dougan:
[screams] OH, NO! I'VE MADE A HORRIBLE MISTAKE! IT'S HOT! IT'S HOT! [gets sent to hell]

Gary Bunda:
[to Carl] She's gonna be -- She's gonna be okay. You just get her some orange juice and cookies.

Carl Dougan:
[to Gail] Yoou want to go up to the room, maybe lay down?

Troy:
[drunk] You know what you need is a shot, just a little to power through it, and then get some hair of the dogs. RUFF! RUFF!

[Gary's flashback ends]

Troy:
What did I tell you?! We don't take the souls from living people!

Gary Bunda:
You were wasted. Okay, it was a YOLO kind of night.

Carl Dougan:
Listen, if you guys want to just undo this whole thing, I wouldn't be opposed, okay, because, honestly, Gail has been real moody, bitey.

Gary Bunda:
That's normal for someone's who's hung over. The light hasn't left here eyes...at all.