Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

Ashley:
What if Rudy dies, okay, and has a sister who carries on his name?

Satan:
A female reboot. I like it. I like it. Write it down. Write it down.

Gary Bunda:
No. No.

Satan:
Yes. Yes, down.

Gary Bunda:
No. No.

Satan:
Write it.

Gary Bunda:
I will not. He's an only child.

Ashley:
Right, I never watched it--

Gary Bunda:
He was raised alone in a vat of fetuses by the evil Nazi Dr. Melchior. H-How far are we gonna soften him? Why don't we do a thing where he goes, and he moves to the suburbs and he meets the lovely Tara Reid, and they -- And he gets an office job. And he has two or three kids.

Ashley:
Um, I mean that -- That could work. That might humanize him.

Gary Bunda:
You cannot humanize...something that wasn't human to begin with. We're making some kind of, oh..."Sisterhood of the Traveling Rudy Pants.", "How Rudy Got His Groove Back." [does a silly dance] We making one of those? He fries heads, bodies, and titties, and he eats them -- End of story.

Troy:
Then why in the hell are we brainstorming?

Gayr Bunda:
We're trying to come up with different ways for him to trick busty coeds into the fryer.

Johnny:
Who's Rudy?

[Gary gives up everything he said]