Perfect Hair Forever2004

[Rod appears at Coiffio's spaceship]

Rod the Anime God:
Psst. Check it out.

Coiffio:
Who the [EFF] are you?

Rod the Anime God:
I'm Ra, the God. How much you want for it?

Coiffio:
What are you talking about?

Rod the Anime God:
Your crib, dude.

Coiffio:
Oh, yeah.

Rod the Anime God:
I love sunken living rooms.

Coiffio:
You have good taste. But first Astronomic Cat must perform...background check.

Astronomic Cat:
[meow]

Coiffio:
Go!

[Astronomic Cat does background check on computer]

Rod the Anime God:
What the hell's that cat doing, man?

Coiffio:
Aw, chill, Ra. I'm sure you'll pass. Ah, 7 years to pay off a hatchback?

Rod the Anime God:
Dude--

Coiffio:
[laughs] That's getting weird.

Rod the Anime God:
Look, I'd love to just hang out here and watch your cat type, uh, the letter "R" 25 times in a row--

Coiffio:
I'm selling this crib, man, based on my silliness over killing the bald Gerald?

Rod the Anime God:
That bald kid? Man, that dude is not dead.

Coiffio:
What?

Rod the Anime God:
Yeah, I just saw him, like, today.

Coiffio:
Yeah, why, so, yeah. [shows him Young Man's hand] I got his hand, man.

Rod the Anime God:
No, come on.

Coiffio:
Hey, Ra, hey, Ra.

Rod the Anime God:
No, you don't.

Coiffio:
What are you talking about?

Rod the Anime God:
I mean, look at all this hair.

Coiffio:
What?

Rod the Anime God:
What you got there is a man hand.

Coiffio:
Oh, no. Oh, no. Don't do this. Come on!

[Rod suddenly start to sneeze Coiffio's spaceship away]

Rod the Anime God:
Oh, man.