Perfect Hair Forever2004

[Coiffio runs to Cat Man in the store to tell that Gerald is still alive]

Coiffio:
Hey, attention--

[Cat Man shoots Coiffio with a minigun]

Coiffio:
I heard the most disturbing news.

Cat Man:
What?

Coiffio:
Gerald is still alive.

Cat Man:
Who cares?

Coiffio:
Aw, Cat Man. Come on, man. We care.

Cat Man:
I don't.

[awkward pause]

Coiffio:
I care about you, Cat Man.

Cat Man:
Argh.

Coiffio:
Do me a sour, Cat Man. Turn the lights back on in the forest.

Cat Man:
I'm busy.

Coiffio:
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, man. Whenver you get a window, man? [tackles Cat Man] Like RIGHT NOW!