Assy McGee2006

Assy McGee:
You seem like a good dad, Chief.

Chief:
Where the hell have you bozos been?

Assy McGee:
Church ran along.

Chief:
Yeah, well, the front page scream every rag in town, "Pervert flasher strikes again. Won attacked in subway." We might have that pirate who was assaulting women out there.

Assy McGee:
Impossible. I bought that sick bastard a one-way to stony lonesome 10 years ago.

Chief:
Yeah. That's why I want you to see if he's got prints on this. Looks like some kinds of copycat situation going on. Mayor needs this fire pissed on pronto.

Assy McGee:
Sanchez here can't get an erection.

Sanchez:
That's not true, Chief.

Assy McGee:
Yes, it is. You told me.

Sanchez:
No, I didn't. I never said that.

Assy McGee:
Well, you implied it.

Sanchez:
I never implied anything about that -- No.