Assy McGee2006

Sanchez:
Hey, is the "G" capitalized in "McGee"?

Pegfinger:
Whoa. Who ordered the obese gardener?

Sanchez:
Nice try, Mr. Finger. You're not getting inside my coconut.

Pegfinger:
Oh -- Wedding ring. How many oranges did you have to pick to pay for that? [laughs]

Sanchez:
YOU SON OF A B*TCH!

[Sanchez shoots Pegfinger]

Assy McGee:
Whoa.

Sanchez:
Oh, I freaked up, Assy. I freaked up this time.

Assy McGee:
Cool off, Sanchez.

Sanchez:
I'm gonna lose my job. I'm gonna go to jail.

Assy McGee:
You're in jail, a**hole.

Sanchez:
What am I gonna do?

Assy McGee:
Relax. He attacked you.

Sanchez:
What?

[Assy throws a wooden stool on Sanchez]

Sanchez:
Ow!

Assy McGee:
Then he stole your gun. [shoots Sanchez one of the legs]

Sanchez:
OW! DAMN IT, ASSY!

[Assy smashes Sanchez into the glass wall]

Assy McGee:
[punches and kicks him many different ways] Then he kicked you in the yam bag, like this, and like this! And then he did this.

Assy McGee:
You're a hero, Sanchez. Let me buy you a drink.