Perfect Hair Forever2004

Coiffio:
Oh, did you want to get to Tuna Mountain?

Gerald Bald Z:
Yeah.

Coiffio:
You're going to have to get past me first!

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
BRING IT ON, MAN! WE'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

Coiffio:
[imitates motorcycle]

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
STOP IT! STOP DOING THAT!

Coiffio:
Heh heh. Now, I'm gonna do it with the engine.

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
QUIT IT! WE'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

Gerald Bald Z:
Tree, I have bad news for you.

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
WHAT?

Gerald Bald Z:
I'm afraid I've got to do this alone.

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ALONE?

Gerald Bald Z:
I'm sorry. It's your enormous helmet.

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
[sees his enormous helmet] WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

Gerald Bald Z:
The drag on your enormous helmet will be too much. And you just can't draft with a helmet that enormous. And you're also...just a...tree.

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Gerald Bald Z:
Come on now. You're being overly emotional because of the drugs you took earlier.

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
IT'S SUPER UNFAIR THAT I'M NOT ACCEPTED BY YOU ALL! WAAA-HA-HAAAAAA!