Assy McGee2006

Jasper:
Uh, everyone down. This is a robbery. Sorry, this'll just take a minute. Next person who open their mouth get shot. I'm just here to get my prescription filled, and then I'm leaving, and if -- If nothing happens, nobody gets hurt okay?

Cashier:
Okay?

Jasper:
Now fill this prescription, please.

Cashier:
I'm not the pharmacist. I'm just a cashier.

Customer:
Oh, for god sakes, just go back there and get it.

Jasper:
Buzz me in, man!

Cashier:
It's locked.

Jasper:
BUZZ ME IN!

Cashier:
IT'S LOCKED!

Jasper:
I'm sorry for yelling.

Customer:
[groans] I am not in the mood for this at all.

Jasper:
No, no, no, no. No one's going anywhere, no. [sees the police car outside] Aw, come on. Are you kidding?! Who tripped the silent alarm? Who did that? Who did that? [grabs the cashier while pointing the gun at her] Who? You, fat pig? YOU?! YOU?!

Customer:
I'm going to leave now.

Jasper:
STOP! I'M SERIOUS, MAN! STOP!

[Jasper shoots the customer]

Customer:
Oh, god!

Jasper:
Why -- Why'd you run, man? Why did you run? You made me do that! [crying] Oh, man, I just want to go home.

[Jasper mistakenly shoots the cashier]

Jasper:
Oh, my god. I'm so sorry.